Well today was normalish, watched 4 episodes on my Titus Season 3 DvD set, Rambo First Blood, and took my chocolate lab puppy to a local elementary school to run around. There's a gated playground there and since it's sunday nobody's there so i unleashed him and let him run within the 1 acre confines. It was fun and relaxing to play with a puppy and no they never ever run out of energy. As I lay on my back I contemplated how pretty the clouds were considering they didn't come from behind the wheels of my car. I thought about Hamas winning the elections in Palestine, Iran's nuclear program, North Korea, and the fact that republicans own all three branches of the Federal Government.
So my list of Apocalypse survival essentials includes:
My Girlfriend
2005 GTO with a 50 cal mounted on the passenger side dash
an M4 Carbide/M16
Lots of bullets
Ramen noodles
Canadian Whiskey
Now all i need is for a friend to buy some land in North Dakota....
Well after reading one of St. Jimmy's posts, i found myself wondering what label society probably puts me under.
I don't put a lot of effort into how I look, hell I only shave once every two weeks! I'm usually in blue jeans, plain tshirt or one with a skull, Chevelle (the car and the band), Bandit (the trans am), or something along those lines. I listen to hard rock, like Metallica (not the new stuff), AC DC, Disturbed, Static X, Korn, Queens of the Stoneage, Chevelle (more alternative, but hard for alternative, and my fav. band) , and the lightest thing I listen to is Audislave and Staind. I'm not much for emo (sorry guys, to each their own) and I don't give a rats ass for pop music and the pop/punk culture. I work my ass off 40 hours a week and for two years i went to college full time while working 40 hours a week (takes a toll on you, believe me). I live in a mobile home with my family, and I have a black camaro in my driveway that's usually stationary and....wait...SHIT!! I"M WHITE TRASH!!!!!
Wait, wait....calm down ...ok...so its true, I'm on the ragged edge of being labled as white trash lol. But I don't have a mullet, one of my favorite channels is the History channel, I don't believe the south will rise again (I'm from McDonald Ohio originally), and my girlfriend is hot...So I'm like some Nerd/white trash/yankee hybrid?
I like to think of myself as seemingly plain but unique.
When I'm drunk I like to think of myself as the sexiest man alive, a karate expert, and increadibly funny...or at least thats what people tell me the next morning. But that's another story.
another looong day
01.26.06 (10:36 pm) [edit]Things are better in the personal life again, but I'm still sniffly and have a head cold. Fantastico! The Blue Ridge Regional SCCA club has their schedule up, and I can't wait to try and make it to more events this year. In Pulaski VA Kumho is sending a trailer full of tires, sales reps, and three miatas with different autox tires to testdrive with. Should be nothing short of awesome! Now all i need is a camera, and a car.
Chuck Norris Saved My Day!!!
01.25.06 (10:20 pm) [edit]Being a smartass/comedic person makes me difficult to live with. At least that's what I'm guessing because I have the increadible ability to make a joke that pisses at least one person off...unfortunately i pissed off the wrong one... In any case my weekend plans will probably be slightly altered, but I need to read more books anyways. To add to the fun last night and by night i mean 2am, i found myself with a slightly scratchy throat..no penis jokes please..and about three hours later i awoke with a nasty headcold. I spent most of the day in a medically induced coma (nyquil, generic cold pills, vitamin c, etc.) and called in sick to work. My brother, also sick, found something to cheer me up online, http://www.chucknorrisfacts.c... It's got hillarious Chuck Norris facts that distracted me from my crappy day. Feeling bad, find a joke and laugh! "Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking." -lol, i love this site!
La introduccion
01.24.06 (10:36 pm) [edit]Well, never thought I'd try the blog gig but hey, the car club i helped found has....almost burned out and i'm not talking about the tire smoking way. What was once a club of at least 10 or so people modding and autocrossing cars is now about 4 active members and one is in bootcamp for the next six months. My first car was and still is in my posession, a 1993 Ford Tempo 2door that holds my thumping stereo and snowtires up front. My second car/racecar/headache is my 1992 Z28 which is currently for sale. I love camaro's but this one took too much of a beating before meeting me and it's showing. I've raced it at two autocrosses and euthanized a fuel pump on one, and spurted another mystery vaccum leak on the other. I'm currently looking for something more fuel friendly/reliable like a miata, golf gti, mr2, del sol, 325i, etc. to eventually take place of the tempo as the daily driver and the camaro as the occasional autox car. To any ladies suddenly finding me attractive, I am sorry, I'm taken. Well I'm not really sorry I'm actually pretty happy to be out of the dating game and to have a keeper. I've been dating a fiery brunette for close to 3 years and marriage is planned in 2008...but i'm not making the plans, that's her gig, besides everything i plan goes to shit...like that z28. I recently made a big life changing decision, I took a job at a WalMart distribution center that will put me making 14.35 an hour (up from my current Marshalls dc's 8.05 an hour). But I had to drop my blue ridge classes this semester for orientation. I'll finish my semester and for that matter my degree next year, but i hope everything turns out. Sorry for the long post, but it's a basic intro, i'll get into the other stuff as time goes on, or as I have time.